Lindsay Lohan Leaked Photos from Playboy Showcase Ominous Marilyn Monroe Admiration?

Lindsay Lohan's leaked photos from Playboy has brought her the notoriety she so hoped for (at least online). However, devout Lohan fans are probably asking themselves if there was any difference between her leaked "Marilyn Monroe-ish" Playboy photos and the other nude "Marilyn Monroe-ish" photos from her 2008 New York Magazine photo shoot. The answer: a resounding yes! When the photos are taken into consideration by themselves, there is a major visual difference.

However, don't expect that difference to transcend the blatant Marilyn Monroe soft-porn feel of both photo shoots.

As sexy as Lindsay looks in both shoots, the fact is that she's trying her best to emulate a dead hot mess. Yes, Monroe was a hot mess as in hot as hell, but still craving attention and never satisfied with herself. Dying at the age of 36 helped immortalize Monroe but that could also be the fate of Lohan.

Compare Lohan's 2008 NY Mag Spread to her current leaked Playboy photos!

Photos from Lindsay's leaked Playboy photo shoot (which can still be accessed online here) have the usual Playboy grandiose sex color scheme of reds with an airbrushed feel that exuded soft porn. Marilyn's shoot exhibited the same soft porn feel.

Sadly, ladies and gents, that's all you get from LiLo: soft porn with no crotch shot! EvenCourtney Stodden and Reese Witherspoon's recent camel toe shots showed, well, camel toe! But, Lindsay is trying her best to play it safe.

Both set of LiLo's photos display full frontal but as Porky Pig puts it: "That's all folks!" Yes, Lindsay Lohan looks ravishing in both set because most of her freckles have been photo shopped and because you can't see her vag but truth be told, Lohan is racking a better rack then Monroe was!

Sadly, this proves that even with a dismal career, trashed reputation and diva behavior, Lindsay Lohan will be able to remain in the public's eye because of her large droopy boobs. Scary skinny Ali Lohan will always be third place... Sorry, Hollywood loves 'em skinny but not when they turn up as sticks!

The saddest part of everything is that experts are weighing in and saying Lindsay's legacy would be better off if she died young the way her idol, Marilyn Monroe did.

Apples Fall From Sky Like Rain in England During Storm

People in England were worried when it started raining apples from the sky in Coventry. People in the region knew storms were in the area, but very few expected to be pelted by fruit on their way home.

The unusual sky apples caused traffic to come to a standstill. People reported that the fruit pummeled their cars. One woman said, "The apples fell out of nowhere. They were small and green and hit the bonnet hard. Everyone had to stop their cars suddenly." Can you imagine a storm of fruit? Most people expect rain, wind and maybe even a bit of hail, but not the shiny gifts you give to your teachers.

Right now the best explanation of the fruit storm is that a mini tornado touched down in an apple orchard and sucked up the fruit. Later, it dumped them on the motorists in Coventry on the B4098. If that is not what happened, the fruit may have come from an airplane flying overhead.

Which explanation do you think is the most likely? The next time you are out during a storm, you may have something else to keep an eye out for -- apples falling from the sky. There's no doubt they would actually hurt if one happened to fall on your head. Have you ever experienced anything like this before?

Suri Cruise rampage in Toy Storesb

Like toddlers in general, Suri Cruise, daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise is also often whine when feeling not amused. Some time ago, he was even a tantrum, throwing things at a toy store.

As quoted by page Daily Mail, Suri was angry with his mother in public when he was in a toy store in New York, December 15, 2011 yesterday. I wonder what the fuss,Suri was seen crying. Before long, sweet smile again seen Suri. Only by giving it acandy lollipop and some toys, Katie's mother had managed to remove the sadnessSuri.

At that time, Suri was enjoying a walk with his mother. By wearing a beautiful dressand a pink headband on his head, Suri is still seen as a sweet little girl even whenshe is angry.

Suri Cruise is considered the luckiest toddler in the world. Since childhood,daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have been spoiled with material andluxury goods. The husband and wife is even spend the money of U.S. $ 130thousand or about Rp1, 1 billion to provide Christmas gifts for her only daughter's.They buy all desired goods Suri.

As quoted from Hollyscoop, Suri has made a list for Christmas presents. He wanted a pony bought. And Cruise has seen a pony around Beverly Hills.

Not only that, Suri is also requested bought a gift of diamond earrings andexpensive dress that will make a five-year-old boy was dressed like a princess in a fairy tale.